GAYBY

will you be my gayby

ladadidada

my gayby

we’ll go on playdates

all over town

me and your daddy

ladadidada

will love you

feed house and clothe you

till you’re twenty-one

will you be my gayby

ladadidada

and share with us

our far too few days

under the sun

we’ll watch you grow up

ladadidada

a girl-turned-man

who’ll help us pay rent

when we’re old and done

and sometimes i’m sure we’ll fail

and sometimes we’ll pull through

but darling you must know

that we’ll always take good care of you

no mater what you do

whatever path you choose

we’ll always love you

so be our gayby

and it should only take

a year or two

for the papers to come through

we’ll be your family

and i’ll dry your face

as my mom weeps 

tears of joy over you

and god knows we’re not perfect

and soon you’ll know too

but darling if you’re every feeling lost

alone and sad and blue

and you don’t know what to do

your daddy and i have been there too

and we’re always here for you

will you be my gayby

ladadidada

my gayby

we’ll go on playdates

all over town

me and your daddy

ladadidada

will love you

feed house and clothe you

till you’re twenty-one